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Jane: You brought our baby into a knife fight?
Jeff: It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us. You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself.

Jeff: [picks up phone] Hello?
Muerte: Do you know who this is?
Jeff: Well...you have a really sexy voice, but, hey, I'm a happily married man.
Muerte: This is Muerte.
Jeff: Morty!
Muerte: No, no, is *Muerte*, okay? Death!
Jeff: Death. Sure.

Muerte: The bottom line... the bottom line is you're gonna die tonight... ugly.
Jeff: Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright?

Lt. Sawyer: I say you're FBI.
Jeff: Good. Say it.

Lt. Sawyer: Oh, cute baby! Boy or girl?
Jeff: Gosh, I hope so!

Muerte: My name... is MUERTE!
Jeff: Well, it's nice to meet you Morty, my name is Jeff.

Lt. Sawyer: You think you're smarter than we are.
Jeff: Oh, not much.

Jeff: See mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking *this* one.

[Several goons pull their guns on Jeff and Jane]
Henchman: Don't make any sudden moves.
Jeff: Why not? Is there a bee on me?
Jane: I don't see one.
Henchman: I want you to get up from the table very, very slowly.
Jeff: Very, very, not just...very?